My Space Coast

 

 
Hurricane Humor and Florida Humor

 

A Florida Prayer

 

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.
Please keep it cool in mid-July.

Bless the walls where termites dine
While ants and roaches march in time.

Bless our yard where spiders pass
Fire ant castles in the grass.

Bless the garage and home too, please
Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.

Bless the love bugs, two by two,
The gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.

Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
In FLORIDA , Lord, you've put them all!

But this is home, and here we'll stay,
So thank you Lord, for insect spray.